Thursday, 12 January 2012

WTF???!!? Mr. Sharp???

I can honestly say that I am not at all sure what is going on.  I recieved an e-mail today with some very disturbing and somewhat questionable photos.  I was under the impression that when you kill someone, cut off their head, keep it in your freezer for several days, and throw it in the ocean a person remains dead... I guess I was wrong. Mr. Sharp is still alive, and as rude as ever... Looks like he got himself a new mask too.  Now before I go much farther, I must warn you that this post is not for the faint of heart.
     Here is an exerpt from the very angry, and very poorly written e-mail: "Fuck you you fucking fuck. try to kill me? you can't kill shit you fuck."  He goes on to make several threats, aswell as insult my family, along with everything else he could think of.  I will spare you the headache of trying to decipher any more of that mindless drivel.  To be fair to my readers, I have however decided to include four of the more amusing photos he included in his e-mail. I do however want to remind you that these photos are not for the faint of heart, and to remind everyone, I have included a fifth photo that serves solely to remind you of the fact that this is rather disturbing.

If you have gotten this far, I won't blame you if you spend the rest of your day curled up in your shower in fetal position while crying. These photos disturbed even me. I guess it just goes to show that some people have absolutely no shame...
Good luck with your recovery, and remember that if this post causes any suicides, they are in no way my fault. Don't sue.

Monday, 9 January 2012

What to do?

I have been asking myself for a while what to do with Mr. Sharp's head? I have kept it in my freezer since he died, but it is raising too many questions at dinner parties and whe I have dates. My clients don't really like seeing it either.

I have decided that tonight it is getting tossed into the ocean. Within 3 hours, it will be floating around and no longer my problem.
Glad this is dealt with.