Tonight I was in one of the local chain convenience stores waiting in line minding my own business, when a zombie strolls in like he owns the place. A lady in line says "someone call Feltern!", so the guy working behind the desk calls me, my phone starts vibrating... poker face time... this fucking zombie just tries to bite the cashier and I roundhouse it right in the face! Needless to say I paid for my shit and left. Stop bugging me on my days off!