I got some hate mail today. Seems someone (who shall remain nameless) has decided to attempt to copy what I do. He was bitten, now I have to "remove" this idiot from existance. Now the main issue here is: DO NOT TRY WHAT I DO AT HOME (or anywhere else for that matter) unless accompanied by a certified Zombie Removal Specialist such as Myself. Moreover do not even look at this site, it is offensive (although in this day and age, I don't know what is not offensive to at least someone)
By accessing this page you waive any rights to annoy the hell out of me, sue me or any of my associates for anything at all, or do anything else rediculous.
Remember that Zombies are no laughing matter, they are hazardous to your health, annoying, smell bad and are not cheap to deal with.
Lastly, have a sende of humour and don't forget how awesome I am.