Not exactly sure how I'm supposed to feel...

As the title says, I'm not exactly sure how I'm supposed to feel right now. I have been asked to entertain at a kid's birthday. 5year old Connor (not his real name) has been begging his parents to get me to his birthday. I have no idea what a 5 yearold is doing looking at my site in the first place, and it will be a difficult decision as to whether I will attend. Please do not let your children look at my page.page.