There was a particularly nasty zombie in the downtown area, it always seemed to be one step ahead of me terrorizing men, women and children, anybody and everybody was fair game to this awful creature. Well, not anymore! Too bad for that disgusting creature, we no longer have to worry. Sorry to every one of its victims, but I am only one man.
Please keep reporting outbreaks to me, e-mail them to felternszombieremoval@hotmail.com, I get the e-mails almost instantly, and can be in the area in as little as a few minutes. Thanks Jenny G for the information leading to tonight's removal
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