Ok... Seriously,,,

To be honest, I do love when you call me for actual issues... Tonight was my day off.  Day off means leave me the hell alone.  Day off meansI am likely drinking heavily, and not wanting to deal with goddamn sasquatch sightings on Granville.  If you see something on my day off, either pay me lots of money or fuck off.  On a somewhat positive note, I did manage to prevent a possible date rape on a sweet, innocent Korean Exchange student (who for some reason had no idea who I am).  I hope you have learned your lesson, make sure everyone knows who I am, and make sure I do not need to do a fake Irish accent to get rid of creepy drunk guys.  I am waiting for my $1500...